The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.