The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flowers was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.