The Late Scratch Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Flowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.