The Dropped Pass Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flowers gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.