The Snap Count Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flowers runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.