The Phantom Flag Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flowers's stadium. Only over Flowers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Flowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.