The Phantom Flag Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Flowers, that's a flag." Flowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.