The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.