The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Flowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.