The Inch-Short Hex of Zay Flowers
Zay Flowers · BAL · WR
“Flowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boston College's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flowers's week
- Flowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Flowers, Flowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zay Flowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zay Flowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zay Flowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.