The Snap Count Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.