The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.