The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.