The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.