The Mystery Tweak Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.