The Phantom Holding Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Ref: "Number Mitchell, that's a flag." Mitchell: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.