The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mitchell's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.