The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.