The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.