The Phantom Holding Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.