The Mystery Tweak Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mitchell's stadium. Only over Mitchell.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Breece Hall
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.