The Dropped Pass Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mitchell is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.