The Butter-Finger Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Mitchell is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.