The Butter-Finger Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mitchell was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Breece Hall
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.