The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mitchell is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.