The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mitchell was due a breakout.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.