The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mitchell, Mitchell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.