The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mitchell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mitchell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.