The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Mitchell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.