The Shadow Coverage Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.