The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.