The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.