The Snap Count Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.