The Shadow Coverage Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.