The Shadow Coverage Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mitchell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.