The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mitchell's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.