The Phantom Holding Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Mitchell gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mitchell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.