The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- The broadcast shows Mitchell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.