The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mitchell's stadium. Only over Mitchell.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mitchell drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.