The Hamstring Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mitchell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.