The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“The QB looks at Mitchell exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mitchell gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mitchell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.