The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.