The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Mitchell is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mitchell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.