The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Mitchell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.