The Phantom Flag Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Mitchell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Mitchell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.