The Snap Count Hex of Adonai Mitchell
Adonai Mitchell · NYJ · WR
“Mitchell is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mitchell's week
- Mitchell tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Mitchell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mitchell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Adonai Mitchell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Adonai Mitchell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Adonai Mitchell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.