The Phantom Flag Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.