The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.