The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The QB looks at Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.