The Phantom Holding Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.